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if you want to see things

danielhowall:

sir this is a wendy’s

via / sourceJun 14th (+4106)

capitalesters:

I know that even today, deep in my heart, the word gay scares me because that’s how I’ve been conditioned my whole life. So you know what? Fuck the literal definition, and the scientific definition, and what everyone thinks. I finally just have to confront and accept this.

via / sourceJun 14th (+780)

davidsvlogs:

he should’ve worn a tux sooner 

via / sourceMar 24th (+309)
Anonymous:
Olivia's parents did what they thought they needed to do to set up her up for her future and they had the resources to do it. The fact that people think this is a funny gossip story is borderline disgusting. Her parents have warrants our for their arrest. That is scary for a teenager.

davidsvlogs:

broke people work hard to get their children into good colleges like usc without resorting to illegal activities. these richie rich people deserve zero sympathy 

via / sourceMar 13th (+164)

parasite-core:

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

Don’t forget my personal favorite: I Started Saying That Ironically And Now I Say It All The Time

teeentyonepilots:

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via / sourceMar 03rd (+1004)

convertedwinger:

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via / sourceFeb 24th (+413)
Anonymous:
lowkey wishing i was that CPR dummy.....
via / sourceFeb 21st (+62)

simplehombre:

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toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

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jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

davidsvlogs:

can someone please destroy these glasses

via / sourceJan 06th (+226)

pendantstyles:

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pendantstyles:

six months early for 2019 just to be sure

FIVE MONTHS EARLY NOW, PEOPLE!!!!

THREE MONTHS. T H R E E MONTHS AWAY FROM 2019

GUYS,,,,, T W O.

TWO MORE MONTHS AWAY!!!!

ONE MORE MONTH AWAY!!!!

LET THAT SINK IN

2019 MOOD

via / sourceDec 31st (+20728)

bob-belcher:

#me drinking alcohol as a grown up

via / sourceDec 15th (+11139)